My patrol Sagittarius (temporary patrol) punya Sketch (the show we did first) was about Drug Dealing and Revenge from 10 years ago. Beforehand this is an extra information. My TPL Izwan and his brother TPS Azwan are twins. So it starts with Kavindra - my friend - talking on the phone to meet up with my TPL - Izwan - about trading drugs. Then Kavindra will pretend to wait for half an hour and start to complain "Where is he? Its been half an hour". Then Izwan walks in. He shows the money bag (Containing only 6 bundles of RM 100, 3 bundles of RM 50, a bundle of RM 5, and a bundle of RM10), while Kavindra shows the drugs - which is 'Salt'. When they have successfully traded, Kavindra will signal Ze Rong - his bodyguard which is a.k.a ME - to attack. Then we will fight. I will take a stick and throw it to Kavindra then hit Izwan with a stick. He will catch my hand and kick my stomach (not real fighting) and he will pull the stick from me and try to smash it. When he is doing that I will evade and step the stick down so that he doesn't have the upper hand. He then will punch me and I will evade but this time when I evade I pull his hand to the other side so he is in front of me and is flinched. I then punch him then he evades and grabs hold of my arm and elbows my stomach and knuckle my face which pushes me back. Then he comes with a straight kick which I evade and grabs it and quickly throw it down and do a roundhouse kick to his head which he ducks to avoid. When my leg touches the floor, I quickly reply to his evasion with a back-kick which sends him flying backwards. Then I run over his torso and attempt to smash his face which is evaded three times and he sends me back with his leg which he goes in between my leg and pushes his knee to my you-know-what which makes me fall back. Then I run to him and he charges with a punch which punches me to the floor, then he kicks me twice - one in the back and one in the stomach - then he comes with an attempt to punch me - by going over my torso like what I did - which is intercepted in my rising leg to kick his butt. He stagers forward and I get up quickly and (actually I am supposed to kick his head by swinging my leg but I forgot) punch him. Which he grabs my hand and with his leg, trips me, and his free hand pushes me. I fall flat to the ground. He then jumps and attempt to smash my head to the ground which I avoided by rolling away and quickly getting up again. This time I aim a kick to his head but is blocked by his hand. When he blocks he attempts to roundhouse kick my head but I ducked and when his leg was on the ground, I uppercut'ed his chin. He falls back a bit and I walk back. Then we turn a few rounds till we are at the designed point for the finale. He then turns three rounds and kicks me in the ribs - this time it was an accident but it was real and it hurt - and I fell to the ground. This time he stomps three times onto the ground in an attempt to smash me which is avoided by none other than a rolling attempt. On the third smash I got up. I roundhouse kick his ribs and he caught my leg and elbows my stomach two times and hits my face with a Karate diagonal-upper chop which makes me fall onto the ground and faint but when I fell, my head landed first so 'Ow' - I didn't say that. Kavindra which was laughing until I almost lost then got a - supposed to be bottle - and smashed it to his head. Izwan still standing said "You messed with the wrong guy" then drops to a faint.
Kavindra then comes and pulls me up which is followed by me rubbing my head which was real and asks me to pull Izwan up. I pull Izwan up and put his hands behind his back like what police does and was standing directly behind him. Izwan asks "But why..." and Kavindra laughs and replies "Do you remember 10 years back. I wonder how these scars" *Note. Kavindra has scars on his face"appeared on my face or who would torture me like this?" Pause "That's right it was YOU!" Izwan says "That's not me. That's..." Kavindra -which was holding the stick I gave him - and hits Izwan in the stomach. Kavindra says in a loud voice " Don't fool me. I know its you." Izwan shouts in a weak tone "That's my brother you idiot!" Then is almost whacked by Kavindra but Izwan kicks Kavindra and pushes his head to my nose - which was another accidently real thing - and I staggered back holding my nose. I stand up straight and he kicks my stomach which makes me go bending and carries me - in one of those wrestling moves were you carry the fellow up and spins a few rounds and throws him down - and spins three rounds and throws me behind which I think I didn't fall properly as it hurt. Then Kavindra and Izwan fought. I couldn't see what was happening. Sorry....
Next we did was Item. Our item was a sweet that will make you go crazy - which is actually a mentos sweet. The theme was in a military base. We - as if in me and Kavindra - started with sleeping off on the ground. Then comes Izwan and says "Privates, Fall In," which means to make a straight line in military or something like that. We make a straight line and we look at Izwan which says "0.1 seconds late. 10 Push-Ups." We then do the push-ups very slowly and very tired-like. We then get up and Izwan asks up to 'Dismiss'. We raise our hand as to salute Izwan and Izwan does the same and outs his hand down a bit earlier before we do. Izwan then walks away and I and Kavin start walking to our pretend beds. I forgot what we said (there is no script, it was all impromptu) but we complained about push-ups in the morning and Kavin went back to sleep. I went a bit later and found a sweet on the floor. I picked it up and read "A sweet that will make you go crazy." Then I ate one, pretended to swallow - actually I was planning to, but it couldn't go down my throat which - with my superior acting skills - managed to fool everyone but actually it was still in my mouth. I made my face shake and it turned red and the I started to jump and yell "Yahoo", "Woohoo" and all funny things. Then I ran off the stage - horseshoe actually. I spitted out the Mentos and just went to sleep uncomfortably beside Kavin. Then Izwan comes and yells "Privates, Fall In" and I quickly jump up and ran as fast as I can to Izwan while chattering my teeth. Kavin which was lazy and tired got up slow. Izwan says "0.2 seconds late. 10 push-ups and 10 rounds around the field." *Note. Field meaning the horseshoe. I fell onto the ground in push-up position and did 10 push-ups while Kavin hasn't even reached 5. While waiting I chatter my teeth. When Kavin did 10 push-ups. "Run 10 rounds around the field." I ran around 3 rounds while Kavin was still in his first. On the third round I said to Kavin "Come on. Hurry up." He then asks me what my secret is. I replied "Oh, you mean this and pull out the Mentos? Its a sweet. It makes you go crazy" He stopped on the spot while I was jogging on my spot. He ate one and he did what I did when I went 'Crazy' and then I said to the Seniors - a.k.a the Judges - "Mentos. A sweet that makes you go crazy. Can be found at any 7-Eleven shop." Then when I stopped Kavin suddenly grabbed me from behind, carry me and ran out of the door while I said "Weeeee," and raised my hands.
Solo, we did a magic trick. I don't wanna say. It was the worst...
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